Tell me if I'm wrong but I thought everybody besides my one friend Ruth would be pretty bamboozled by my idea so I only told her. Awesome as she is she immediately agreed to join me on this insane quest. I sat down to work and found that there's no way to do this unless it's what is called Die lange Nacht der Museen (the long night of the museums; by the way have you ever noticed how weird the plural of museum sounds? Is that because nobody every takes on more than one? Or is one sophisticated to going to a museum but a culture nerd if it's more than one?)
So why would anyone attempt something like this?
- It will be an unforgettable day resulting in a massive museums-hanghover few people have ever experienced.
- The camaraderie felt when you share an exorbitantly idiotic mission is extraordinary.
- In a world where everything is structured, micro-managed and geared towards gain it's fun to do something totally different.
- Since I've never smoked pot in my life and don't intend to do so I'll need a lot of stories to convince my kids that I've made some boundary-stretching experiences.
- In a mad dash of museums-flurry I might actually discover some places that are worth re-visiting
- If the museums suck I can save my friends, family and strangers wise enough to take my educated advice precious time, they'd otherwise never ever get back.
- There's a French girl at work who sincerely attempts to remember my name each morning but says crazy instead of Krisi. This girl can read vibes, obviously....
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